Eraser Free

This one is too good to be true. In fact, Mr. T ran into it (the video) the other day when he was googling something that had to do with sports. Big surprise. I thought it was some sort of SNL ad, but oh no, it really exists and it apparently costs real money. $49.95 to be exact.

Before I go any further, I have to admit I’m not much of a golfer. Although, I do own clubs and have been on a golf course a few times. And, I’ll admit I’ve experienced the full bladder about midway through a course. But, I’ve never had to pee in the woods. And, if I recall there were porta potties on the course in at least one spot, maybe two.

So, just when I thought the Snuggie – a blanket with arms – was one of the stupidest things they could offer for sale, I have to admit that the UroClub has now moved into the coveted spot.

So, first it starts with a man’s voice saying something about how much water he’d drank and how he really had to go. Then, of course, they have to bring a woman into it who says something like, “it’s a discreet sanitary solution for your urgent needs.” Okay, stop right there. A man would never, ever, ever say “discreet sanitary solution” – even if he was paid. Thus, of course, the woman’s voice in the ad.

Oh, it gets better. I won’t give it all away, but near the end the very professional female voice adds that it’s “the only club in your bag to keep you out of the woods.”

So, if you haven’t guessed by now, it’s a fricken golf club with a “reservoir” built in and a screw-off cap so you can pee in it. But, I’m sure you’re gasping about now and saying, “but people can see you peeing into your golf club, and that’s just plain disgusting.”

Thank god UroClub has thought of it all. They provide a towel to place “discreetly over the club” so it appears you’re just “checking out the club.”

Again, I have limited knowledge of golf but I’m no dummy. A man peeing in his golf club, is a man peeing in his golf club. No towel is going to change my mind. But please, see for yourself.

Okay, so my big question is what’s the equivalent product for women, besides an adult depends? Oh I don’t know – how about discreetly holding it until appropriate.